Picture this, your Platoon Drill Sergeant yelling at a group of privates, using expletives...obviously, as they encircle a cookie on the ground with the requirement to do unspeakable things to themselves with the end state of depositing a certain something on said cookie. The last Private to make his deposit is the looser and required to eat said cookie. In this deranged game of Drill Sergeant Head F#cking, the winner is everyone who doesn't finish last. The Ookie Cookie is born. This is a great shirt that literally no one will understand unless you lived it.
Combat Veteran Owned
Infantry Born and Raised
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly DryBlend fabric with moisture-wicking performance
- Seamless body with taped neck and shoulders for durability
- 1x1 ribbed collar that retains shape after wear
- Medium-weight 5.5 oz fabric — sturdy yet breathable
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Picture this, your Platoon Drill Sergeant yelling at a group of privates, using expletives...obviously, as they encircle a cookie on the ground with the requirement to do unspeakable things to themselves with the end state of depositing a certain something on said cookie. The last Private to make his deposit is the looser and required to eat said cookie. In this deranged game of Drill Sergeant Head F#cking, the winner is everyone who doesn't finish last. The Ookie Cookie is born. This is a great shirt that literally no one will understand unless you lived it.
Combat Veteran Owned
Infantry Born and Raised
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly DryBlend fabric with moisture-wicking performance
- Seamless body with taped neck and shoulders for durability
- 1x1 ribbed collar that retains shape after wear
- Medium-weight 5.5 oz fabric — sturdy yet breathable
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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